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People Are Idiots: Car Mechanic

As I was heading out to lunch yesterday w/ the boys, we were about to hop in my car when I noticed the back left tire was flat. Not low… flat. Nuts. “Ooh!  Time to try out my Infiniti Road-side assistance!�? (free w/ the purchase of the car) Lo & behold, Infiniti came through and got the spare onto the car w/ no complaints — all part of buying from.. Read More

The way men work

I’m always telling people that men are just simple animals — barely a step or two above cavemen, really. If you want us to know something, tell us.  Be direct about it.  Subtleties are generally lost on us. This weekend, right after washing the family cars, my neighbor offered to buy one of them (we have four… there are only two of us, but …. well, we’re idiots).  Knowing that.. Read More

baltimoresun.com – Production of ‘Chappelle’s Show’ suspended

baltimoresun.com – Production of ‘Chappelle’s Show’ suspended: What the? This unexpected turn deprives the network of one of its most valuable properties, a sketch-comedy series with a raw, satirical edge that became a critical and popular hit. Extremely popular?  Check. Last summer Comedy Central signed Chappelle to a deal reportedly worth $50 million for a third and fourth season. Financial backing?  Check. The two-year agreement also allowed Chappelle to develop.. Read More