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wtf?

The first time this happened, a week ago, I thought it was hilarious. Now it’s bothersome.

Police: Man Stabs Mom, Assaults Another Woman With Chicken – Detroit News Story

I know I’m an evil man for laughing at this, but c’MON:  he hit a woman w/ a chicken! Anyone?  C’monnnn… I know you wanna laugh. Police: Man Stabs Mom, Assaults Another Woman With Chicken – Detroit News Story – WDIV Detroit: POSTED: 9:29 am EDT June 26, 2008 UPDATED: 12:57 pm EDT June 26, 2008 YPSILANTI, Mich. — Police said an Ypsilanti man is accused of stabbing his mother.. Read More

Excellent Rant by Adam Sessler

Adam makes a few great points about how irritating Xbox Live (XBL) is. The focus of this rant is that the language on XBL is horrific.  It’s not just the normal trash talking that you might expect, but if you’ve been on XBL before, you know that it’s some of the most disrespectful racial and gay-bashing hate speech you’re likely to hear all year. What’s strange about all of this.. Read More

And in more gene pool news…

Teens proposition prostitutes for Halo marathon: A 13 year old from Texas who used cash from a stolen credit card to hire two prostitutes to play Halo with him has been found guilty of fraud. Ralph Hardy was given a three-year community order after he ordered an extra credit card on his Dad’s account, then took his mates on a $30,000 shopping spree, and played Halo with two prostitutes in.. Read More