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More crybaby whining from the music industry

It’s tough to see the bigger picture when you’re mired in the details. The music industry, for instance, wants to continue making millions and millions of dollars off of CD sales. Why wouldn’t they, right? In their shoes, I’d love to be making majillions of dollars, too. They have, unfortunately, long ago lost track of their industry being all about the music. Take the following two statements, for example: MacNN.. Read More

Separation of Church and State, indeed.

Seriously — how can people like this continue to be elected into public office? Well, I suppose that speaks volumes of the Georgian constituents, eh? My Way News – Georgia Plans Service to Pray for Rain: Georgia Plans Service to Pray for Rain Email this Story Nov 7, 8:29 PM (ET) By SHANNON McCAFFREY ATLANTA (AP) – What to do when the rain won’t come? If you’re Georgia Gov. Sonny.. Read More

Mom blames Satan for burning baby in microwave | Chron.com – Houston Chronicle

Wow.  I’m not sure what to think about this.  These two people are clearly not right, but if they’re gonna pick something to blame for their craziness, I’d like to have seen them come up w/ something more original than religion. The neighbor’s dog has already been used, but think of all of the great news we could’ve gotten out of this: “The internet told me to do it.” “Underpants.. Read More

DETROIT: Man with unloaded gun killed by victim

Hahahaha! Pwn. DETROIT: Man with unloaded gun killed by victim: May 19, 2007 BY BEN SCHMITT and JACK KRESNAK A robbery and crime spree aided by an unloaded gun came to a halt late Thursday when the gunman met more than his match: a gun with bullets. Charles Parker Jr., 18, of Detroit was killed when a 53-year-old man pulled out a 9mm handgun and shot the teen, who was.. Read More