MacDork :)

So today, like most other days, the boys & I went to our fave lunch joint and played some Silver Strike Bowling.

Since we’re all idiots, we I spend much of our my time trying to get high scores just so I can post 3-letter initials that are funny or offensive (and therefore, also funny). Today was a banner day. I scored a 256 and took the number 1 spot from some other poor fool who thought his legitimate initials would last an eternity, and replaced him at the top of the heap w/ “POO”. That alone was hysterical.

Since we play a three game series, you also accumulate a score for all three games, and since I only bowled a 163 in my first poo game, I didn’t rank very high for the series. No biggie — I still walked away w/ POO at the top of the single-game scores.

This would’ve been enough for a semi-euphoric return to work, but since it was just two of us there today, and I only rolled about 1/2 as many balls as usual, we had a bit more time to allow us to get in another game.

For the second game, I chose the well thought out and strategic name of “LIK”. As I’m normally “ASS”, these are all great names, and the hope was that I could somehow manage a funky juxtopositioning of the three to come up w/ comic gold. As luck would have it, luk seemed to have been w/ me this day, and I ended up w/ this gem.

Some days it really pays to have a camera phone.