Maternity staff find big, drunk, smoking baby | Metro.co.uk: Drunken German Heinrich Mueller, 28, has been arrested after climbing into one of the emergency post boxes for unwanted babies. As Mueller slid down the chute he ended up in an emergency incubator, triggering alarms among medical staff that another unwanted baby had been deposited. But instead of a newborn they found Mueller, who had started smoking a cigarette – then.. Read More