I set the door alarm off at work today.
I was the first person to the office, & w/o thinking I used my key fob to unlock the door. Instead of hearing the pleasant *beep beep beep* — I-acknowledge-you sound, I heard a somewhat troubling *beeeeeeeeeep beeeeeeee* — who-are-you-and-why-are-you-here? sound.
Since I’m new at the office, I don’t have the super-secret door unlocking code, so I did what every other quick-thinking man would do… I walked back out and sat in my car. NO WAY am I gonna stick around for the cops to show up and issue me a beat-down. At that time of the morning, they’ve got NOTHING better to do than harass clean-headed thug like me.
Luckily for me, I have my Pearl paired w/ this Powerbook, so I sat in the car and got online via Bluetooth for a bit while I waited for some co-workers to arrive.