I went to fill up on gas the other day, and needing some cash, I went into the station’s store to get a new tree (for the smell-good feel) and to hit their ATM. On the way in, there was a HUGE poster on the door for a product called “Pimp Juiceâ€? w/ some hip-hop lookin model on it, and I thought, “Nah: can’t be a real product.â€?
After I picked the scent of the week for mine and wifee’s rides, I had to investigate this alleged “Pimp Juiceâ€?, so I grabbed her a bottled water and started searching.
Sure enough: it wasn’t a joke. They have, indeed, finally made a drink product that I can get behind.
Pimp Juice. Bitchez!
8 Comments
JohnBoy
Just because you have your wifee and to bitches at home, you can’t consider yourself a pimp. Unless you are saying that by drinking this juice, you will inherit some pimp-tastic abilities.
Fir
I once read a story about a souperhero. He had to drink soup for his powers. I think it was a Paul Jennings story. But that proves your points, JB…
Dork
You fewls are gonna make me have to flex my pimp-tastic powers, aren’t you?
CinaMan72
In the words of Ludacris…and I quote:
“The fancy cars
The women and the caviar
You know who we are
Cause we pimpin’ all over the world
The fancy cars
The women and the caviar
You know who we are
Cause we pimpin’ all over the world”
CinaMan72
Takin’ it to da’ streetz!
Lebannen
Is that, uhh, “juice” from real pimps? Not sure it’s the kind of stuff I’d drink…
wifee
*cackle*
Money’s on the dresser, chocolate.
CinaMan72
Was thinkin of the pimp juice on my way in to work this morning (long drive so always contemplating or thinking about useless information)…Nelly had a cut from one of his albums and the name of the song was….*drum roll*….Pimp Juice!