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$220 Million+ For A Bridge To An Island With 50 People?!?

Right… another example of the President’s bigotry.  Republicans are supposed to be the “conservative” party, yet during five-year war which has put our nation into it’s biggest deficit EVER, he’s doing his best to continue his long-standing tradition of nepotism. $220 Million+ For A Bridge To An Island With 50 People?!?: Plastic::Politics::Politics:Dubya: President Bush signed a monstrous US$286.4 billion transportation bill that’s leaving critics dumbfounded with the amount of wasteful.. Read More

“The Passing Out Game”

CNN.com – Boy dies playing ‘passing out game,’ officials believe – Jul 13, 2005: Boy dies playing ‘passing out game,’ officials believe Younger kids don’t know that they can die from this, that it’s a very dangerous activity. — Dr. Lawrence Shapiro BOISE, Idaho (AP) — A 10-year-old boy was found dead, hanging from a tree, apparently killed while trying to get high by playing the “pass-out game,â€? authorities said… Read More

The Price Is Wrong

About a week ago, “Your Moment of Zen” on Jon Stewart’s Daily Show was a video clip shot from a helicopter. As the helo flew past a HUGE Antarctic (I’m guessing) glacier, you’re immediately struck by the size of it, and just how beautiful it is.  The shot pans from left to right, and as you’re looking you notice some dirt encrusted in the side of it, and your first.. Read More

That’s right, bitchez!

I went to fill up on gas the other day, and needing some cash, I went into the station’s store to get a new tree (for the smell-good feel) and to hit their ATM.  On the way in, there was a HUGE poster on the door for a product called “Pimp Juiceâ€? w/ some hip-hop lookin model on it, and I thought, “Nah:  can’t be a real product.â€? After I.. Read More

Idiotmobiles

On my way to work this morning, I saw a Hummer on lifts.  Stop and think about this for a second:  I’m talking about a hulking vehicle (5500 lbs) that’s already so big that it’s not required to report it’s gas mileage on it’s window sticker…. on lifts.  This vehicle was jacked up about another foot over top of it’s already higher-than-average height, riding on HUGE dubs…. probably 26’s. Big.. Read More