CNN.com – Scientists find secret to gas-free beans – Apr 25, 2006:
Scientists find secret to gas-free beans

Tuesday, April 25, 2006; Posted: 3:05 p.m. EDT (19:05 GMT)

WASHINGTON (Reuters) — Two strains of bacteria are the key to making beans flatulence-free, Venezuelan researchers reported on Tuesday.

They identified two bacteria, Lactobacillus casei and Lactobacillus plantarum, which can be added to beans so they cause minimal distress to those who eat them, and to those around the bean-lovers, Marisela Granito of Simon Bolivar University in Caracas, Venezuela and colleagues reported.

I guess Venezuelans are either done trying to solve bigger problems, or they really, really hate farts.

I can’t decide whether I’m amused or irritated by this.  The indecision should tell me that the answer is both, but it just seems really irresponsible to spend time and money researching this when there are so many other important things to spend them on.

Who am I kidding?  There’s likely someone about to make a brazillion dollars off of this work, and they probably funded the whole thing.  That’s the way the world works.