If you don’t have a Y chromosome, click and read this post.

That wide mirror inside your car is for DRIVING. Not for checking your fucking makeup.

THREE of you were ABSOLUTELY OBLIVIOUS that you were in the fast lane doing LESS THAN the speed limit this morning.

And yes: all fucking three of you had the rear-view mirror pointed all cock-eyed at your face, adjusting some part of your makeup or another.

FUCK OFF! Get your shit done BEFORE you leave the house!