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Twitter Updates for 2007-03-30

the best part of getting ready for work after a thurs night out is… it’s friday! # what’s better than breakfast food? # mmm… coffee. plain, black coffee # gmail’s been killing my Pearl’s battery # i work w/ some hardcore conservatives who hold their morals in high regard….. # methinks it’s time for an early friday \o/ # Powered by Twitter Tools.

Twitter Updates for 2007-03-28

Listening to Engadget podcast in the shower, then off to work! # Ahh….. shenanigans. Helpin a friend out w/ some shady stuff >: ) # very chatty in the office today. ipod’s a godsend! # time to read some more Rails on Ajax # ugh…. i hate officemates that’re sloppy kitchen people # Huh… interesting to find another twitterer so into new order # the invisible shield on my ipod.. Read More

No Questions Asked Baby Chute

Maternity staff find big, drunk, smoking baby | Metro.co.uk: Drunken German Heinrich Mueller, 28, has been arrested after climbing into one of the emergency post boxes for unwanted babies. As Mueller slid down the chute he ended up in an emergency incubator, triggering alarms among medical staff that another unwanted baby had been deposited. But instead of a newborn they found Mueller, who had started smoking a cigarette – then.. Read More

Where’s the Dork Been?

By now, most everyone knows that I’ve been going through both a divorce and getting laid off.  For the first few months, I spent a lot of time w/ close friends.  In the early days following October 17th, I needed companionship;  I was in a lot of pain, and being alone was too painful to bear. Six months down the line, I’m much stronger now and have more good days.. Read More

V-Day

Happy Valentine’s day, world. Now fuck off.