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CNN.com – Scientists find secret to gas-free beans – Apr 25, 2006

CNN.com – Scientists find secret to gas-free beans – Apr 25, 2006: Scientists find secret to gas-free beans Tuesday, April 25, 2006; Posted: 3:05 p.m. EDT (19:05 GMT) WASHINGTON (Reuters) — Two strains of bacteria are the key to making beans flatulence-free, Venezuelan researchers reported on Tuesday. They identified two bacteria, Lactobacillus casei and Lactobacillus plantarum, which can be added to beans so they cause minimal distress to those who.. Read More

Trains Suck Ass

So the wifee & I went early to our volleyball game so we could pick up some furniture for her new office and for the last 30 minutes, we’ve been sitting at a railroad crossing watching a train sit still while blocking our path. What’s better is that when it DOES move, it sometimes goes in the other direction! Bullshit!

O RLY?

Right.  So everyone’s in on the act, and after showing a friend the following picture, he said someone’s going to put “O RLY?” on it and start posting that though ;P I replied, that person will be me Click the link to see it (SFW)

History of Some Common Expressions

I’m not sure why this type of thing fascinates me, since I’m usually more of a technology/facts kind of guy, but I got this from the typical inter-office-email spamming, and wanted to post it. History of Some Common Expressions In George Washington’s days, there were no cameras.  One’s image was either sculpted or painted.  Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his.. Read More

Don’t Blame the Alcohol

In the past two to three months, I’ve heard at least three people tell me about how they’re never going to drink <alcoholic beverage> again.  Today, in an irc channel I sit in, I had this one-sided convo: hungoverguy: uggh, no more jager for me MacDork: i don’t get people who swear off a certain drink because of a particularly bad experience MacDork: rationally, it was such a good drink,.. Read More