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Wie officially a pro

SI.com – Golf – Wie officially a pro – Wednesday October 5, 2005 3:36PM: Officially, a pro Wie to make pro debut Oct. 13 at Samsung event Posted: Wednesday October 5, 2005 2:11PM; Updated: Wednesday October 5, 2005 8:22PM HONOLULU (AP) — There was no Tigeresque “Hello, world” moment. No, Michelle Wie strode into a crowded conference room with high heels and high hopes and said what everyone already knew… Read More

That’s right, bitchez!

I went to fill up on gas the other day, and needing some cash, I went into the station’s store to get a new tree (for the smell-good feel) and to hit their ATM.  On the way in, there was a HUGE poster on the door for a product called “Pimp Juiceâ€? w/ some hip-hop lookin model on it, and I thought, “Nah:  can’t be a real product.â€? After I.. Read More

Grizzly kills couple in Alaska

CNN.com – Grizzly kills couple in Alaska – Jun 27, 2005: The victims were in their tent when the attack occurred, according to Tim DeSpain, spokesman for Alaska State Troopers. The campsite was clean, with food stored in bear-proof containers. “The initial scene indicates that it was a predatory act by the bear,â€? DeSpain said. I don’t much like camping.  I don’t mess w/ nature; I try not to let.. Read More

INHD pwns.

As I sit here on the couch in the living room, I find myself watching INHD.  INHD is high definition cable channel that shows only HD content. For those who don’t have an HDTV and HD service, I’ll let you in on a little secret — once you see HD content, you’ll never want to watch regular tv again.  The draw of HD is so powerful indeed, that I sit.. Read More

…as busy as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest

You know, I’ve never been to a butt-kicking contest, but I’d probably pay to see one if it ever came to town. I’ve got so many things to do that I’m taking a quick break, post-processor-news-reading-day, to catch up on what’s actually on the list, and to re-evaluate all of the priorities.  Luckily for me, I found a widget that lets you interact w/ the To-Do lists in iCal w/o.. Read More