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CNN.com – Woman, 104, takes man, 33, as husband No. 21

Ok, this is a little bit strange, but stick w/ me here. CNN.com – Woman, 104, takes man, 33, as husband No. 21 – May 2, 2006: Woman, 104, takes man, 33, as husband No. 21 Tuesday, May 2, 2006; Posted: 6:25 p.m. EDT (22:25 GMT) KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) — A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman, saying mutual respect and friendship had turned to.. Read More

100 Random Songs

I recently took a moment to share w/ a friend how it was that I had this fantastic playlist on my iPod that never needed refreshing, yet always had my favorite songs on it.The secret is that I use two smart playlists together to accomplish the goal. The first playlist, “Nicheâ€? is a conglomerate of all of the music and video-type files that I don’t want to be bothered w/.. Read More

Daily Kos: Re-Improved Colbert transcript

Daily Kos: Re-Improved Colbert transcript (now with complete text of Colbert-Thomas video!) If you haven’t had the chance to see Stephen Colbert’s speech at the recent dinner for the White House press association (I forget their actual name, but that’s close), give this a read. There’s a TON of subtle (and some overt) insults directed at the president, his staff members, the Supreme Court, NSA, John McCain… you name it… Read More

Nintendo Wii

Roughly a week has passed now, and I still don’t like it. The “Wii” name just seems too ridiculous for me to take it seriously, though that may’ve been the marketing goal from the start.  The problem is, I REALLY can’t take it seriously. Luckily, the guys at Joystiq found this YTMND gem to lighten my mood. You’re the man now, Iwata-san. Update — a compilation of YTMND’s from Joystiq.

CNN.com – Scientists find secret to gas-free beans – Apr 25, 2006

CNN.com – Scientists find secret to gas-free beans – Apr 25, 2006: Scientists find secret to gas-free beans Tuesday, April 25, 2006; Posted: 3:05 p.m. EDT (19:05 GMT) WASHINGTON (Reuters) — Two strains of bacteria are the key to making beans flatulence-free, Venezuelan researchers reported on Tuesday. They identified two bacteria, Lactobacillus casei and Lactobacillus plantarum, which can be added to beans so they cause minimal distress to those who.. Read More